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Important Cat Rules
Cats must:
1. Follow everyone into the toilet or bathroom and don't do anything but stare.
2. Protest loudly whenever the door is closed in any room for whatever reason. Don't feel you have to use the door when it has been open but just stand there for a few minutes and contemplate the meaning of life.
3. If you feel sick, run to the nearest rug preferably the most expensive. When you are throwing up perform a backward movement so that you produce a clump big enough for a barefoot.
4. Get as close as you can to humans when they're trying to do something usually in the kitchen.
5. Always sit or lie on any paperwork you may find on the floor. Make sure you roll around on them to scatter them even more.
1. Follow everyone into the toilet or bathroom and don't do anything but stare.
2. Protest loudly whenever the door is closed in any room for whatever reason. Don't feel you have to use the door when it has been open but just stand there for a few minutes and contemplate the meaning of life.
3. If you feel sick, run to the nearest rug preferably the most expensive. When you are throwing up perform a backward movement so that you produce a clump big enough for a barefoot.
4. Get as close as you can to humans when they're trying to do something usually in the kitchen.
5. Always sit or lie on any paperwork you may find on the floor. Make sure you roll around on them to scatter them even more.
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